with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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