I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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