hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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