this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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