i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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