The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I need a beard to bite.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
