I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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