ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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