Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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