I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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