I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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