omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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