so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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