I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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