On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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