No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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