i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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