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(402): View more from Nebraska

The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.

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(513): View more from Ohio

successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here

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(954): View more from Florida

I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.

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(607): View more from New York

He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges

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(407): View more from Florida

How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.

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(312): View more from Illinois

He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.

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(515): View more from Iowa

oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.

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