I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Will exercising make me less horny?
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