I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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