At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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