I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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