Quick, to the slutcave!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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