Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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