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she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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