It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
