no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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