I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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