i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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