i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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