So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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