Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
