Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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