i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
