i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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