so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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