I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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