I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Randomize
