What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just cropdusted the office
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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