I just threw up on my dentist
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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