what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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