I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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