Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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