so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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