Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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