Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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