Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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