K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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