People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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