well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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