YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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