she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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