What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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