I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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