the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
