i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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