fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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