You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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